Okay, so I am watching the evening news, and the HUGE stories in Wichita just crack me up!
Here are the major headlines of Ta-Town on Monday, April 21st, 2008.............
- Marge Simpson died, no, not the cartoon.
- A water main broke
- They're searching for a missing hotdog, and the news anchor said, "It's on my grill."
- Somebody didn't have school today because of the water main.
- Oh my gosh, a water main broke!!
- Hey, did you know a water main broke! It was a mess, there was water everywhere.
2 comments:
what IS a water main?
Dang fancy city talk.
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